Wednesday, October 26th 2011: Cheerleaders

Oh hey guys! Wow I have not written a blog for a few days.. My excuse was feeling like crap and procrastination.. I think? So to touch up on what’s been going on is yeah I was sick for a few days. On Saturday night I went to my friend’s 16 birthday and I ate this whole platter of cheese cake to myself.. I was so hungry. But Holy Shat! It was a nice party, her mom paid a professional decorator to do her birthday, and it was a masquerade event to boot. Oh and yes there is some stuff going around that I am going to become a male cheerleader.. Yes, I am well I’m going to try it out, what got me interested was yes being around girls and getting some action, when I mean action not sexually well I don’t know.. I don’t want to sound like a man-whore. But what also got me interested were the scholarships you can get. Bazinga! I want to go to university and where I want to go and do will not be cheap. My parents remind me of this all the time.. I know I will be judged by the whole male cheerleading thing, but who really friggen cares. Seriously it’s my last years of high school; we should at least start being mature. At least I have balls to do it, why wouldn’t guys do male cheerleading? Well I can sort of understand why.  They don’t want to be made fun of for prancing around and doing routines, but you get to be around girls! And lift them and you know do cheerleading stuff. Look at me rant. God I’m in a good mood, I downloaded this sweet music. And I am dancing by myself in my house to it.. Well not really, just jumping up and down its like jumping jacks but without working your arms just jumping? Oh how awkward. Why did I type that? Yeah so I think I’m having girl troubles I think? Because I like this one girl but then there another, and another, why must I be so indecisive. Maybe I should just stick with friends with benefits? Ahaha Yes. That is always the answer to if you don’t want a relationship “friends with benefits” is a solution. I could give advice to people on dating.. I’m joking; don’t take me serious while reading this. I think this covered about everything so far for the past few days; if I missed anything I’ll mention it tomorrow. I will make sure to do one, I won’t promise because I’m not that dependable with this. I need more people to get interested in my blogs! I’m so desperate. Well Good morning, and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Thursday, October 20th 2011: Complains

I am so tired, really tired, extremely tired and I don’t know why.. I went to bed early yesterday and still I am exhausted. Oh that reminds me sorry for not posting a blog last night. Yeah I wasn’t interested in doing one to be honest. I’m having a hard time finding notes for my posts. For example: I had on post that I posted myself and said it had 16 notes, so I clicked it and guess what? nothing there.. Has anyone had this problem?? Its annoys me.. Because I get all excited to see that I have notes on my post, but no. :|So I got my expository essay back yesterday, it was the second one we did this semester. Lets just say I wasn’t satisfied. You’d think you know that you would take from your first essay and see what you did wrong so you do better on the next one? Right. Well no she never gave us our first essay back, due to because “I’m not giving them back till everyone gets them done..” So we suffer because students who don’t get their work in at all but we do. Today, school was quite fine. You know people must think I’m some loner in the morning because when I go to school I go to my locker do my routine, then walk around the school over ten times till the bell goes. Usually I walk by myself but then I lure in people to walk with me. What else is there to do in the school? seriously? I’m not only talking about the morning but at lunch and after school and all, this school can get rather boring. This is why I don’t like going to smaller high schools. I like larger ones because there so much to do and join, more people to meet and more opportunities. Look at me rant on, I seem like all I have done is complain and complain. Well let see.. Anything good today or yesterday. Um.. Oh ummm I think I have finally met a girl I like. She has the bluest eyes I have ever seen on a girl they’re exquisite. Her eyes are what immediately got me attracted and she has a lovely personality its kinda awkward like mine. I have been having a tough time finding a girl that I like. I like girls who are different, stand out and have their own unique personality. Ahh I think I’m getting all mushy. Sorry for that. Anyways I am particularly awkward with relationships, I have had girls in the past who have fallen in love with my charm and I just don’t have the same feeling for them back.. Yeah well when I like someone I kinda get awkward. I don’t know how to approach them on subject, I would tend to beat around the bush then makes it more awkward with that awkward silence. Well by that time they know what I’m pretty much saying and it just gets weird because sometimes well most they don’t like me back as much I do. They rather be friends.. Oh how everyone dreads that word from someone they indulge in.  Maybe I should be bold and just come out and say it? Well we will see what happens then. Whoever is reading this post good evening, good afternoon, and good morning.

Tuesday, October 10th 2011: Macbeth gets glared down

I woke up at 6 in the morning today, man that’s early for me maybe that explains why I am so tried. One thing I like about waking up in the morning lately is that its blacker than a whore heart outside. Nice metaphor eh? Yes, my grandpa told me this one. I love the night, I like it when the sky is black and all you can see is the stars, makes me question whats out there in the universe? But don’t we all? So I guess you can say who cares. Today I thought this was gonna be a good day. Waking up having your breakfast and having spare time in the morning to do anything you want. Hey? so no rushing. Makes me feel like this is gonna be good day. Well it was till you know I notice that my face has broken out a bit. ZITS I TELL YOU, ZITS!.. I want the ladies to not be disgusted by the pimples that colonize on my face. I constantly wash my face to keep it clear. Tea tree oil helps a lot for getting rid of acne but it stinks like hippie ointment? though my skin quite oily so it hard to get rid of acne.. Teenage hormones why must you make life complicated. Example: Awkward Boners. So anyways gonna continue on with the day. Something at school today made me very flustered. Hope that’s the right word to use. We are reading Macbeth in English like I have stated in my earlier entries and I have been picked to be Macbeth. So I was reading Act 3: Scene 1 and we came to a soliloquy. I read through it then my teacher divided us into groups. The one I was put in had barely anyone I knew only two friends of mine. And so they all gave me the task to what the teacher said was to paraphrase the 5 lines she gave to us, while they just sit there and talk amongst themselves.. My friends attempted to put some of their best effort in though. So here’s the problem I develop, I did not fully understand or hear the instructions. So I went on and did the whole soliloquy, then we had to have a presenter from each group to read out our paraphrase (mine). And guess who was chosen from the group to do that? Me.. So I did so, got up and I was first to read ours. As I went on someone who was as well standing up with me said you just read the whole soliloquy.. And I was so confused. That’s when I’m told what I was suppose to do. But you should of seen the death glare my teacher gave me as I finished reading my paraphrase. Everyone in the class saw it, she was annoyed at what I did. Annoyed that I did more than I should have? wow. You know she could’ve been like “Oh thank you Josh for your good effort, but you were only suppose to do the 5 lines not the whole thing..” :D But noooooo she was like WTF D:< So yeah that was English well I had another class of it but it was spent doing the group project thingy. The rest of the day was average of course yet again, nothing exciting. Though I had vocal and piano lessons this afternoon and that always tend to be the highlight of my day, my teacher makes me laugh, shes a funny lady. Her humor a bit odd sometimes but so is mine. Another highlight of my day actually was student council at lunch, though that was pretty boring. I was presented student relation officer, I found that to be pretty awesome actually, a new status in the council. I’m attempting for grade 12 to be president of student council and the grad committee. I know it sounds a bit femmy, but I’m not. A man should take up an opportunity like this and I did so. The ladies like a man who is not afraid of what he does. Man I need a girlfriend.. I’m still looking for my Sheeni Saunders. I know that I just used a character from the book “Youth In Revolt” to describe my dream girl. Don’t judge. So here I am in my room now typing to you my friends? I wonder if anyone reads this. So goodnight and don’t let the bed bugs bite.. because that shit is legit, so make sure to go get your furniture cleaned.. CHEERS!

Monday, October 17th 2011: Hot and Cold

Today, well today was school. I found this day to be an off-day then it would be good, it was a bi-polar day? I guess you can call it that no offence to anyone with bi-polar. It’s so awkward when you ask to go to the washroom and the classroom is silent and you go. Then you come back and all the kids in my class just stare blankly at you as if you did the most foul thing.. I felt weird in temperature today, like discomfort. So I ended up wearing my sweater and scarf all day as people stare you as if they never saw a boy wear a scarf in the middle of the day in school. Wth? Maybe it’s just odd? Well everyone was cold; the school had problems with heating. I had Starbucks today spent 20 dollars.. :| Yeah on people I call friends, well they are but there new friends ones I have met recently. I fluctuate through many groups of people, clicks you can say. I wander through many people lives? Anyways that was a good Starbucks. It was a white chocolate mocha and it made my taste buds orgasm. Yes that stuff was gooood. But I dislike it when you drink warm beverages and they heat up your body temperature and make you start to feel really warm internally plus you’re wearing heavy cloths so then it makes me discomforted. :| One thing that annoyed me today was in English. We have to do a video project for Macbeth and we got to make our own groups (awee yeah!). So I picked my friends who were in there, well they wanted to do the project with me because I do video blogs so I’m good with video editing. So my group went outside I left my back-pack in the classroom, I barely bring it with me anywhere. So my teacher comes out and says my phone went off so she made me turn it off and she took it and I’m like WHAT.. The phone was in my bag, I wasn’t texting or anything I barely even use it, but I guess they’re right it does disrupt the class but it’s not like we were doing anything today. So I had to wait till the end of the day to get it. Arghhh. She gave it to the vice-principle so then he gave it to me and said if this happens again then the only for me to get the phone back is that my parents will have to come in and get it. They make it sound like a national offense to have your phone in school. That made me mad today, just frustrated. So When I got home. My eldest step-sister who only talks to me if she wants something is if she wants something and she wanted to take some really nice fall photos of me, her and my younger step-sister. With my really nioce expensive camera (The Olympus Pen E-PL1) That camera is my precious, but I tend to abuse it.. I drop it a couple times but it’s still okay. The camera works perfectly fine except the few dents it has. Yeah.. Any who so the pictures came out good, photoshopped them with my program to make them look intriguing. INTRIGUING. I like that word. You know what? I find the word “Twat” is not that much of a swear word I tend to use it freely, I got the word from “Easy A”. Even though I’m told your pretty much saying “C u next Tuesday”. Which I never say because I was raised to be told that is the worst swear word you could ever say. But “Twat” is a softer word of saying that word I guess you could say, if that makes sense? To me it just sounds like your saying “Twit”. Anyways that concludes the highlights of my day, nothing special.

Sunday, October 16th 2011: Average for me. Yes?

Tonight is cold; man it’s chilly like my nipples are frozen. I joke..  Hell no man I am serious its friggen cold. I miss the summer but fall is pretty great itself you know? Breathing in that crisp air while drinking some cinnamon apple tea.. I sound like some elderly woman writing an erotic novel “It was a crisp night, she sipped her tea as he came in and had his way with her ravishing her of innocence”.. Woah! Side tracked there. Was that akward reading that? maybe not. But I do like tea, is it odd for a guy to enjoy some tea? I don’t think so. I think it’s manly. Maybe put some steroids in it to make it more manly. Well less because doesn’t that stuff shrinks your balls? Let’s not continue with this. Anyways today was average, I quite enjoyed it. Seems to be that on every Sunday I do like it; I wake up around 11 and put my scarf and toque on, just for the hell of it. I like my toque. Just stared into a blank TV, nothing was on just watching a TV that was turned off. I hesitate to turn it on because I don’t want my step-mom to think my first thing to do today is watch TV. So I sit in silence? Yeah that really doesn’t make sense actually she just might think I’m not going to do anything at all other than sitting there doing nothing. Note to self is to make something of your morning to make it look like your actually going to do something instead of just sitting around. Anyways my step sister well the eldest wanted to finish decorating the yard for Halloween, so me and her as well my other step sister who is a year younger than me went on to do so. I raked leaves and they decorated even though I decorated most of the yard. My mom was really into Halloween, we had the best house in the neighbourhood. She would go all out for holidays but it’s not like that anymore since.. Well my parents separation. Anyways my step-sisters are not use to that the whole decorating the yard thingy (makes me laugh), their mom not so much into those things.. By the end we played in the leaves as if we were the Brady Bunch? Did they do that kind of thing well I’m only using them as an allusion just to make it sound like it was a nice happy family moment with my step sisters. Awkward? You tell me? Ahaha it wasn’t. The rest of the day was relaxing, made another smoothie. I have an addiction, their like heroin to me. Drugs why must I refer to drugs.. Would you say drugs are a good metaphor? Example: Your Love is my Drugs. Yes that’s the only example I have for my statement or could you call that an argument which I have lack of information to support it, well maybe you know what I am talking about. Dammit.. So then I played some Call of Duty with my younger step sister. I’m quite bad at COD, she pawns my ass then there a chance where I get to pawn her ass! That right there boosts my confidence. She tends to get really annoyed when I beat her which is rarely like I said. So here I am now writing to you my friends. Not doing my homework which I think I do have some but can’t remember what it is.. Macbeth! Yeah I should read some more of that maybe that was homework? That play is interesting better than Romeo & Juliet, which is basically a story about horny teenagers who can’t listen to their parents so they go and kill themselves. Well guys this is all for today I could go on more but I’m trying to make it not carry on for long. Bye and have a good evening or day? I tend to always ask question to myself as you notice or ask you my friends.. WTF?

Saturday, October 15th, 2011 : Uneventful

Today, well what can you say? It was dull more or less tedious to a certain extent. I hardly did anything. Woke up at 12 noon, of course. I sleep so much on the weekends. I could sleep for days well maybe not because maybe that would be considered Acoma and that would be bad, very bad my friend. Any who I cleaned somewhat of the house to the best of my ability well till I got distracted by TV and browsing the internet. So many odd things on the internet. School should be the internet because man oh man do I ever learn a lot off the web than from a text book. So today while looking in my fridge I eyed a coconut and was like “Hey what this, I shall make me self a smoothie” then Oh Shit! Don’t have all my ingredients together. So off to Wallie World (Wal-Mart). I walked of course, no car or licence for me, because I procrastinate. Seriously do I need a vehicle? because when I’m off for university it’s not like I’ll be paying insurance and gas because I don’t want to do that, I’d rather do transit sucker! So at Wal-Mart got me phone minutes for a phone I barely use because you know I need it for emergencies in case I might be man-raped. I kind of gaged in mouth because that would be most horrifying. Imagine the psychological damage of that. Okay.. Well Okay it is good to have a phone for emergencies. So got all my stuff I needed, paid it all with my money because yes I do have money even though I don’t work at that dreadful Wendy’s anymore, I hated that place it was hell. Shouldn’t work be fun? Ahaha no apparently well what I have been told.. Which I strongly disagree. Got home watched Drag Me to Hell, Awee yeah! great movie there my friends, but too much actions with the chick’s mouth, her mouth was violated by everything and I mean everything.  Do get your mind out of the gutters. O_O Then went on Omegle to troll some people; the webcam part of the site makes me want to put bleach in my pupils that’s how bad it is in there so I stay away! It’s weird you know cybersex? Must be a new fetish. I don’t know why people want to you know jack off on there, it’s an odd subject though. So then realizing that I do have to do my chores of course, I start my cleaning till you know like I said when I get distracted. Of course started making that smoothie while jamming out to some music, I tend to dance by myself in my house; my neighbours must think I am a nut or just plain on cocaine. So I drilled the coconut open, drained it of its juices that sounds dirty (snicker to myself) then smashed the crap out of it with a hammer. I love the coconut water and meat; I could live of that stuff like you know Tom Hanks in Cast Away (Wilson!!). I put bananas and berries like lots of berries and of course coconut water and meat, cranberry juice and orange juice. I like to just add everything, I put so much crap in it. But I wish I didn’t put so much sugar in it because it made it taste very sweet which was not that appetizing. Wait actually I do have more in the fridge I think I’m going to go get some. Maybe one day I will open a smoothie joint yeah man! Anyways my day was not that interesting at all afterwards went out to Tim Hortons with a few friends who were not in the mood to go cruising around the neighbourhood for some fun in the suburbs, me and my particular friend like to go around taking for sale signs and playing nicky nine door, we do it for the rush rather than drugs. We are cool kids and I guess you can say we are mature teenagers indeed trying to keep our youth still up-to-par. But now I’m here writing a blog thingy for I think my first time at 2am in the morning. This will continue I promise it will well hopefully and hopefully I will improve? Well maybe. I joke.